petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“OH YEAH, IT’S SOOOO ADORABLE. ALMOST AS ADORABLE AS LATER TONIGHT WHEN NEIL AND LESLIE MAKE US CONSUMMATE OUR BRAINS OUT WHILE THEY GET SLOPPY ON PINK CHAMPAGNE, SCREAM ‘ASS-TO-ASS’ AND AND FILM THE WHOLE ORDEAL FOR YOUTUBE.”

YIKES! As a side note, I HAVE a little corgi, and I would NEVER do this to her. *shudders*